Memories of My Younger Years

Hollow's Eve in SB

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 16:04:36 GMT

This weekend was utterly amazing in Isla Vista.
From the homecoming game, I drove down to SB with Stefan and Julie Powell (Stefan’s excitement is palpable as we speed down the highway at 90mph). We get there and Stefan goes into his dorm room and comes out in costume. I throw on my Richard Nixon mask and marti gras beads and we both hop in his car. While inside we consume half a handle of vodka in less than ten minutes. We were FUCKED. So then we walk to Del Playa and Stefan starts calling up his roommates. We don’t end up seeing anyone and stay on the street at night. Stefan says we almost got beat up, I really don’t recall. I spend the night at Bryan Gould’s house and Stefan goes back to the dorms. This is where it gets funny. According to James, Stefan’s roommate, Stefan walks over and urinates all over the floor then proceeds to throw up numerous times in the bath room. After this people write on him and draw penis’ on his legs.

The next morning, I get up at like ten till seven, who know why. And I go to this little café that serves Cajun food and throw up on the way. It wasn’t nearly as good as Bon Temps. But anything tastes good when you’ve haven’t eaten anything since 1pm the day before. I buy a High Times mag and a USA today and thoroughly cover the material for about and hour and a half. After this I walk back to Bryans and meet up with Nate who proceeds to pass out again. I go over to Stefan’s dorm. We start drinking and napping at like one or two and finally get up at five thirty and order pizza.

Then at about 9:15 Igor (another dorm mate) opens the door and yells “lets start this motherfucker.” And then Dave (another dorm mate) comes in and yells “I wanna fuck bad bitches.” We all proceed to kill two fifths of SoCo in very little time. We have a semi dance party. Then we go to DP again. I hit several poles on the way. It was crazy. We start drinking Malibu Rum in random driveways and peeing on random cars. We meet up with Annie McDougal and her friend and we go to this “Tahoe high school reunion” and pretend to be from Kings Beach. It was quite the façade. We left when some random guy got naked. I went to Bryan’s and took a few more shots until he threw up and then decided to make lots of noise in a room of sleeping people while on the phone with James. I try to walk to FT (Francisco Torres, Stefans dorm building) I see that its being blocked by bitches. I bitch them out and chug some Malibu Rum from the flask. Then I walk back to Bryans (who is passed out on the couch) and throw up all over this guys rims and tires. The cops rolled by and I was afraid, but nothing happened. I pass out on the floor. I go to Stefan’s in the moring and we go to Jack in the Crack an I catch the train home. Whales were breeching out the window. I’m stoned as fuck and its trippy looking at all this shit fly by. Life is good.

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 07:15:22 GMT

i just got pulled over by the fuzz. such bull shit i was drunk and got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. im bolig. and imk going with kansas ot the party tomorrow, fucking bomb.

Crunkalicous weekend with foos

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 00:46:54 GMT

Damn this weekend was crunk. There were very few moments that I was not drunk, or stoned. Thursday night I got stoned as fuck, my head actually hurt. I woke up on friday and Robert Monroe is in my room bong in hand, Kelsey pulls me out of bed, i threw some clothes on and then blazed after being awake for less than two minuites. I went to swim at the pool with the team after that. I went to the pool to pick up a work schedule and saw Warren Thom there, some crazy water polo tourny was going down. I stayed and chatted with Louise and Fritz for the game and then went and blazed with Bryan Gould who was also there...or that was the plan. We never got around to blazing. I went and picked up some chronic and booz with Harris. Then we went to Susan Klaws. We got shitfaced and went for a walk on the golf course. During ths walk Jordan was trying to make himself puke. Didn't work. We have this crazy talk about how insignificant our lives are and then blaze bowls. We arrive back at Susans and Harris try's to take more shots and them kinda throws up in susans bed. Then again on the patio. Then again in the planter. I drive him home while we have a mosh pit in the cab of my truck to Minority by Green Day. I go and blaze more with Kelsey and Bo. The next day i go the water polo tourny for Gary and Warren, they lost but its all good. I go and blaze with kelsey and Robert and some other foos. Its about 10:34 now and we start drinking. We all pass out at like 5:00 for like an hour. Mom and Mary Doub have been cooking like slaves while we were getting shitfaced and then we inhale this dinner, Kelsey throws up. We start taking shots and get hard core fucke up. Jack and some people came by. It was good to see them. We all blazed, then i crawled home. Mother and Mary were crazy the whole night calling us "beginners." They got mad cause some girl took Bo and Jack somewhere. Quote "where is the bitch." It was just to crazy. Sunday we all get stoned and watch the Colts, Broncos and Falcons win in Football. We start drinking around like seven. I puke and pass out. Ashley Moses walks into the wrong house and is like banging on doors. The police show up, Robert Kelesy and I are passed out and don't remember any of it. I guess they tried waking us up, trippy shit. We all blaze and relax on monday morning. What a weekend. Any of you foos coming up/down to SLO soon, if so, call me and we'll get bolig.
-Crunkie

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 19:26:05 GMT

College...regardless of the fun we have, it its a shitload of work...at least for me. I've had so much work in Aurora Matzke Engl 134 class i can hardly blaze anymore...what a cryin' shame! I guess thats what I'm here to do. The swimming team is is thinking of redshirting me and if they try it...they have something else coming. I'm excited that Bo is coming back into town this weekend. I'm excited...I haven't seen him since Aug.13th. This weekend was a crunk one, shitfaced...with toast and grilled cheese i name it.
College...its also way fun...however its weird, i already have friends and haven't met as many people as i ought to have. No matter...ill just keep it crunk with a solid group of G's.

College

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 16:27:36 GMT

I started college a week ago and its been the greatest thing of all time, not just socially but also academically. I've learned so much since high school and the main reason for this transformation is the skills the professors have. They actually teach, no more of this gomes shit. The swim team has also been fun, Im sure that I can make the team but they may want me to redshirt which, if so, im not going to swim, which would be unfortunate because i am really liking the team and all its members especially mary ellen. on a dimmer note, ive been having trouble finding people who are chill to blaze with. most of them are still to trippy...ex: i was driving back from the vineyards and one of the guys put on a police siren on his phone. I don't know what im going to do.

Cameron You Little Whore

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 19:23:20 GMT

So Cameron here i am, updating my live journal, regardless of the slut i am. Damn, lots has happened. Currently i am feeling somewhat downcast because i know that lots of my friends are leaving. First it started with Graeme moving to Irvine to train with Dave Santo at NOVA. Next Bruno left to go back to Germany, i guess that ill see him next summer, nevertheless i wish he could have stayed longer. To top that all my friends are going to be going separate directions for college, i pray that we all keep in touch through the years...especially with the ones i really care about. Graduation was last week, it was sick to get out of high school, but the family being here was kind of hectic on the family. However, enough about being depressed. Damn...this summer is starting out crunk...Stefan's party was the shit...overlooking the fact i woke up next to people that had been "fooling around" all night and i was passed out next to them...and oh yes...they were in my tent!!!!! Last night it was Roboito's (Robert Monore's ) birthday and we got real fucked up and had a 2:30 smokeout to celebrate. I also hung out with Jack San Fillipo and Jon Mazaros...i had a good time with them as well, when previously i thought i wouldn't...i guess that just proves that you have to get to know people before you make an assumption about them. Perhaps i should give some other people a chance.

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 03:28:47 GMT

Its been such a long time since i have updated my live journal,...and lots has happened. Star Wars Premire, winning CIF swimming and graduation is approaching, not to mention BBQ's. Star Wars was so much fun, singing songs in line, Monopoly, and shots of Gin,...not to mention the actual movie...Mace Windu was a complete and total badass, despite whatever Cameron Mott says. CIF Swimming..Stefan, Gary and I did it. We won!!!!! This means lots of patches and big, bling thug rings that way so much you have to lean yhour body. Im am kinda stressed out becasue the whole family is coming out for my graduation, and mom and dad are trying to clean the house like freaks...but i'm so ready to be out of highschool. There have also been some good times since I last wrote, especially Jordans nightime golf course walks looking for the watch right in front of his house. Peace out.

Long Time Without Computer

Wed, 01 Jun 2005 02:56:29 GMT

Sorry its been so long since has happened since I was last at my house. My swimming team won the state meet I personally dropped tons of time. Ever since then we have been going crazy if you know what i mean.
I've had very few sober moments. There have been some good times since then, Susans Party and Graeme's party, good times. So I saw the Premier of StarWars. Personally i totally thought that Mace Windu was a bad ass, but Cameron and Stefan don't. I mean he kicked the ass of the emperor, he would have killed the emperor but Anakin came and chopped his hand off. I stayed with Bo and Kelsey's house for a week while they were at Ansels graduation. Speaking of graduation, my final weeks of highschool are approaching, you don't believe how excited I am for the summer. Nothing else to really say.

Wed, 04 May 2005 04:03:39 GMT

I started the book: Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett, nearly a week ago, Im nearly 300 pages into it and it is by far the the most interesting book I've ever rea (closely followed by Russka). Its the story of several different people whose lives intertwine in the building of a ruined cathedral in England. So far it follows the deeds a stonemason and his family, a young lord, and a monk. It's so great to follow their lives, see their prides and predujues', successes and shortcomings...if you want a really involved and rewarding book pick this book up.

Tomorrow we have the league finals swim meet. Im ranked 5th in the 200I.M and 3rd in the 100 Breaststroke. However I think that I may swim really fast tomorrow...and could possibly move up. Perhaps contributing to this feeling is the purchase of a new Speedo Fastskin II. Nearly $200!!! We have won league the last four years, (ever since the seniors of this year joined the team as freshman), and we should win tomorrow, hope their arn't any suprises from the other teams.

On Saturday night me and the boys had another BBQ. I cna't get over how good the meat comes out each time. Today my family took on a cord (i think thats the right term) of half hickory, half mesquite wood. This should ensure that the next time we have a wood BBQ (Drew Amaral, thats your que!) the meat will be 2x as bomb!!!

Wed, 04 May 2005 03:59:03 GMT

I started the book: Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett, nearly a week ago, im nearly 300 pages into it and it is by far the the most interesting book I've ever rea (closely followed by Russka). Its the story of several different people whose lives intertwine in the building of a ruined cathedral in England. So far it follows the deeds a stonemason and his family, a young lord, and a monk. It's so great to follow thier lives, see thier prides and predujues', successes and shortcomings...if you want a really involved and rewarding book pick this book up.

Tomorrow we have the league finals swim meet. Im ranked 5th in the 200I.M and 3rd in the 100 Breaststroke. However I think that I may swim really fast tomorrow...and could possibly move up. Perhaps contributing to this feeling is the purchuse of a new Speedo Fastskin II. Nearly $200!!! We have won league the last four years, (ever since the seniors of this year joined the team as freshman), and we should win tomorrow, hope thier arn't any suprises from the other teams.

On Saturday night me and the boys had another BBQ. I cna't get over how good the meat comes out each time. Today my family took on a cord (i think thats the right term) of half hickory, half mesquite wood. This should ensure that the next time we have a wood BBQ (Drew Amaral, thats your que!) the meat will be 2x as bomb!!!

School Officials Fuck You Over

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 05:14:59 GMT

Let me get this straight, my parents and I pay everyone who works in the schools, however they get to tell us what to do, is that fucked up or is it just me. Mrs. Karen Lopez has assigned me (2) detentions and (1) saturday workday (three hours of being at school on saturday). The more screwed up part is that I have to do it for cuts that I got back in September and November. To me it just doesn't make sense at all, I pay them, they can't tell me what to fucking do.

On a similar subject, what are school administrators doing with their lives? Teachers teach countless students throughout the years, principals help run the school, and janitors help keep the grounds clean, but what does the dean/administrator do? They call people into their offices, and assign them to detention, or saturday workday. Thats a really demented job, (I'd rather have an abortion than have that job). What do you do Mr. Parish...I work with Vets to help dogs and cats after they've been hit by cars, how about your Mrs. Parish...I do mammograms and dexascans to help prevent breast cancer and bone loss, and what about you Mrs. Lopez...I put teenagers in detention all day, and get this, they pay me to do it!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 05:06:30 GMT

Today, a throng of females raided my room and attached the following to my walls: streamers, toilet paper, massive amounts of tape, a WWJD poster (which I still can't discern) lipstick and a 1st place ribbon. They did this all in the name of their swimming deity, TH, a.k.a Kelly Swanson. Anyhow, after cleaning all the shit off of my walls, ceiling mirrors and window, I decided that I must defend myself violently if necessary(what movie is that line, if you don't know instantly, go watch Jurassic Park a few times.) Enough about that.

Today I made two hypotheses, the first of which is that school isn't for everyone. Everyone should go to school for a year, if you arn't into it a.k.a receive failing marks, you go and do something else. Why a curious reader may ask? Today in chemistry this girl, just refuses to try. If she isn't going to try, why waste the 10,000 spent per student per year? Its a waste of time and a waste of money.

Second, (this is more of a realization than a hypothesis) you can't hold grudges against people for stupid reasons, such as attending pasta feeds that they shouldn't be at, or being a secret pedophile.

Tue, 19 Apr 2005 04:52:03 GMT

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Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	53%
Empathy	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Religious	\|\|\|\|	16%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
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Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Food indulgent	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
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Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%

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